| Quick and Practical Method to Reduce Vanity |
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| Quick and Practical Method to Reduce Vanity |
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Vanity is a particular form of incapacity,
that usually affects rulers, directives, officials, etc.,
but also janitors, bus and taxi drivers, public employees
and almost all unhappy mortals that suddenly come by
a miserable quota of power.
Here is some advice to avoid falling into temptation
Head towards a rural area, choose the field you like best, strip
and wait until nightfall.
Then cross the fence taking care not to lose any of the
attributes of power, and walk until you feel you're in the middle of
the uttermost solitude.
Once there, lift your head to the sky and look at the stars.
In that instant, seen from space, you must look like
a virus installed on a football.
Think then that you're standing on a small planet that spins
around the sun, and that the sun is nothing more
than a small star amongst the millions of stars you are
seeing and that form our galaxy.
Remember also that our galaxy is one of millions of galaxies
that for millions of years have turned around in space.
Once you've done that, place your fists to your waist in a
defying attitude, or adopt any other posture that you think
reasonable enough to express the huge power that you have,
and swelling the veins in your neck scream with all the voice you can
gather in that moment:
I sure am someone truly powerful!
Then wait to see the results. If you see some stars shaking,
don't think much of it.
It's God, sometimes he can't hold the laughter.
